UNFINISHED BUSINESS
Welcome to the "Uncanny Valley" flagship store—where the pixels are confused, the anatomy is optional, and the design is technically 80% finished.
This hoodie is for the person who looks at a catastrophic rendering error and says, "That’s my aesthetic.
The Features:
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The "Fleshy Fork" Aesthetic: Features high-resolution prints of AI-generated fingers that look like they’ve never actually touched an object in their life.
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Meta-Placeholder Text: Why commit to a message when "your text here" says it all? It’s the ultimate statement of profound emptiness.
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Anatomical Adventure: Is it a hand? Is it a ginger root? Is it a cry for help from a neural network? It’s whatever you want it to be.
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The Drawstring Paradox: Perfectly weighted to keep you warm while you contemplate why machines struggle with the number five.
More details
- 95% cotton, 5% elastane
- Midweight fabric (7.8 oz)
- Soft and comfortable feel
- Relaxed fit
- Drop shoulders for a modern silhouette
- Double-layer hood with drawstrings
- Spacious front pocket for everyday essentials
- Self-fabric collar and cuffs
- Tear-away care label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Bizarre Reality
- Email: emer-vaerk-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
UNFINISHED BUSINESS Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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2XS
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18 1/2
|
26.18
|
21.65
|
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XS
|
19.29
|
26.18
|
225
|
|
S
|
208
|
26.77
|
22.44
|
|
M
|
20.87
|
27.56
|
22.83
|
|
L
|
22.64
|
28.15
|
23.62
|
|
XL
|
24.13
|
28.74
|
24.41
|
|
2XL
|
25.79
|
29.13
|
25
|
|
3XL
|
26.97
|
29.53
|
25.59
|
|
4XL
|
28.35
|
31.1
|
26.18
|
|
5XL
|
29.92
|
329
|
26.57
|
|
6XL
|
31.69
|
33.27
|
26.77
|
